GINNY: Hello, Carina Readers! We know you are filthy dirty out there. Don’t blush, we’re dirty too! In fact, if you harness the power of two scarily filthy minds like ours you get one great result – the steamy, dreamy next installment of the Dirty Laundry Series “Talk Dirty To Me“.
INEZ: Either that or an extended stay in a quiet, restful place with nice young men in white coats and softly padded rooms. *looks at Ginny* Padding? Uhm, Ginny, did you get a new bra because those puppies are looking mighty perky there.
GINNY: Hush. You see, Inez Kelley and I (Ginny Glass for those of you who haven’t read COIN-OPERATED yet – and shame on you!) are co-authors of the new Dirty Laundry book. We panted…err…slaved over this one like mad women.
INEZ: Mad women? *snort* only if mad can be described as incredibly turned on by a fictitious English Professor with a silver tongue . And speaking of turned on… That’s a nice shirt, Ginny. Can I talk you out of it?
GINNY: *sends Inez a dirty look*
INEZ: *blows Ginny a kiss*
GINNY: Anyway, we churned out pages so hot that they stuck together even in a word document. We came up with a smart (if reserved) heroine, Nora, and an equally brainy (if a little naughty) professor, Jarod.
INEZ: Basically, he wanted to bang her and she was skittish. Then he started falling for her and well, he had backed himself into a verbal corner by that point. *eyes Ginny* Will you marry me for just one night?
GINNY: Ahem… Nora thinks chemistry is all equation. Jarod wants to show her how triple X her X-chromosomes can get when mixed with a little good old fashioned dirty-talk.
INEZ: *wiggles eyebrows at Ginny* Chickie, if you want dirty talk, I could describe the hundred and one ways I’d make you scre—
GINNY: Stop that! *Smacks at Inez* I am trying to be professional here!
INEZ: A professional? Hawt damn, what do you charge by the hour? Do you take VISA?
GINNY: *ignoring Inez* Jarod’s a big talker – especially through the anonymity of a phone line. Sure, it’s a little white lie, but who’s it going to hurt? Nora’s lost something and Jarod’s going to help her find what she really needs.
INEZ: I got what you need right here, chickie-love.
GINNY: PUT THAT AWAY, WE’RE IN PUBLIC! *rolls her eyes*
As I was saying, in celebration of TALK DIRTY TO ME’s release and the awesomeness that is the Dirty Laundry Series, we’re having a contest! How do you enter? Simple. Tweet your BEST pick up line/dirty talk (funny, serious, whatever!) using the hashtag #DLWin and repost in this blog’s comment section. Contest will run until midnight.
INEZ: Oooh midnight, the witching hour… and I know you have the magic touch. Touch me, Ginny.
GINNY: I’m going to touch you with a paddle if you don’t stop!
INEZ: Promise? *bats eyelashes*
GINNY: AARRGG!!! Prizes are as follows:
1st place (BEST pick-up line/dirty talk) – A very naughty Dirty Laundry Basket. No details (because the surprise is half the fun!) but let’s just say that this basket is enough to get you softened, lathered and rinsed in shivery good ways! Batteries WILL be included! Goodies, along with a copy of TDTM and C/O in winner’s choice of formats.
2nd place – Copies of both TALK DIRTY TO ME and COIN-OPERATED in winner’s choice of formats
3rd place – Copy of TALK DIRTY TO ME in winner’s choice of formats
Inez and I will pick our favorites to win!
INEZ: Remember….TALK DIRTY TO ME… It’s not the size of the verbs, it’s how you use them.
GINNY: I cannot believe you would embarrass me like that. *cracks Inez on the ass* Just wait until I get you home!
INEZ: *bows head to hide grin* Yes, Mistress.
Inez Kelley is a multi-published author of various romance genres. You can visit her at her website http://inezkelley.com/ Follow Inez on twitter at @Inez_Kelley or on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/inez.kelley
Ginny Glass writes everything romance related. Drop by http://www.ginnyglass.com and say Hi or follow her on Twitter at @ginnyglass or Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/authorginnyglass
We hope you’ll also watch–and enjoy–our book trailer for Talk Dirty to Me!
Tags: Authors, Behind the Scenes, book, Carina Press, contemporary erotic romance, erotic romance, giveaway
I always admired this gem from Motorhead: “Tell you what, you’re red hot. Let’s go do it in the parking lot.”
I have to say I have read and reviewed both of these books and they are both great. I can’t wait to read the 3rd in the series.
Nice trailer. I love the fact you only teased us with images.
Love the interview!
Tweeted: Are your feet tired? They should be since you’ve been running through my mind all day.
My favourite has always been:
*lick your finger and press it to the other person’s shirt*
“Let’s get you home and out of those wet clothes.”
Kris
What a fun contest! I twitted on twitter (katsrus2003).
http://twitter.com/katsrus2003
Kris, nice! I used a similar one in a bar called the Stray Cat. There was this guy who had an ass that fit my hand perfectly. I went over and… well, maybe that is TMI.
I just posted mine: Your face is like a wrench, everytime I see it my nuts tighten up!
Clarinets are wood & trumpets are horny but a trombone can do it in 7 positions. #DLWin (twitter: @j_hussein)
(gotta LOVE band)
I also like Sharia’s comment
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Worst pick-up line I ever got (and this will totally date me!)–back in the days of American Gigolo, a guy invited me up to see his gravity boots…
I’m easy. Are you? (For the record, I have never used this
)
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? #DLWin
Oh, Kris, that line’s awesome! Please use it in a book and submit to me.
And ladies, these books rock my socks.
Here is mine:
https://twitter.com/MinnChica/status/19035920120
And because I didn’t feel right posting this on Twitter (where my mother, younger brother, and younger sister all follow me…) I will post it here for our dirty mind enjoyment:
As long as you need a place to sit, you’ll always have my face.
Minn LOL I am envisioning Carnival sex now.
That shirt’s so becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming, too.
I posted my dirtiest pickup line.
http://twitter.com/amysmith98
Oh I forgot to put up my line on here. I know cpr..is your cock suffocating?
*order a Whiskey sour, comes with a cherry*
Hi, do you want my cherry?
That one really works, too!
I have to admit that my husband actually will say this to me. It doesn’t usually get the desired effect though, lol.
Hey Baby! I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
And a friend was propositioned at a bar with: I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I tweeted about the contest, but not the p/u lines since I have younger nieces and nephews that follow me:)
WINNERS! Please contact me at inezkelly at gmail dot com with your name and choice or formats. 1st place winner, I’ll need your snailmail address too!
3rd place…MinnChica
2nd place…Sharla
1st prize and winner of the Dirty Laundry Basket is…
Kris Starr!
Congrats ladies and thanks all for entering!
Thank you Inez, Ginny and Carina Press! Congrats to Kris and MinnChica as well!
GET OUT!! I never win anything!!!
Thanks SO much, Inez and Ginny! You just made my day!
And Alissa — I will absolutely put that in a book — I promise!
K. (needing to lay off the exclamation points, I think… *g*)