Starlets just get it all, don’t they? Free designer clothes, holidays in exotic locations and the hottest, toughest men offering their protection and laser-sharp focus. Not that I’m jealous or anything!
All right I’m well jell. That’s probably why I had to write a bodyguard hero in Princess Brat. Adrienne’s not a starlet, but thanks to some poorly chosen words she’s got herself into a real mess. Enter Dieter, war veteran, bodyguard and – unbeknownst to our bratty heroine – super-strict daddy dom. (Oh no, Adrienne, someone’s bottom is about to get sooooo pink!)
In celebration of bodyguards everywhere, here’s my list of the hottest real-life bodyguards around. I feel safer already.
Kristen Stewart’s bodyguard
The clipped beard. The lean body. The professional but super-sweet attentiveness. *swoon* No wonder he has his own Facebook following.
Jennifer Lawrence’s bodyguard
Carrying a tiny dog only makes him look EVEN MORE MANLY and about 1000x more adorable!
Kylie Jenner’s bodyguard
Hot dayum, walking around with him would make me feel safe. So very, very safe. No wonder Miss Jenner looks pleased.
Julia Gillard’s bodyguard
If you’re not Australian you probably have no idea who Julia Gillard is, so let me explain – she’s Australia’s former prime minister, and one glorious day she was rushed (safely) from an event in the arms of this determined personal security officer. Hearts (and knickers) all over the nation melted.
Holly Valance’s bodyguard
All right so I’m cheating! Liam Neeson isn’t really available for hire (wails!) But Valance was essentially playing herself in Taken, so a girl can dream. I love Bryan Mills. His gravelly “I will find you and I will kill you” speech is my happy place.
Have I got you primed and ready for some more hot bodyguard action in your life? I hope so! Princess Brat is available now.
Brianna Hale couldn’t live without her notebook and an assortment of glitter pens, and when she’s not writing she can usually be found with a book, fighting video game monsters and aliens or attending the theatre. She believes that pink and empowerment aren’t mutually exclusive, and everyday adventures are possible. Brianna lives in London and you can find her online on Twitter and Instagram.